Tuesday, February 18, 2014
"Signature Look?" Ok, I admit it. I have no idea what that means.
I am trying to imagine growing up in a family which features
1. A freaking palace of a living room (or maybe this is a rec room? I really don't know. I just know it's a freaking palace.)
2. Half a dozen people who are obsessed with the amount of music they can download on to their phones, and who think that the ability to download a lot of music to their phones somehow makes them or their lives better.
3. Parents who are thrilled at any new offering which allows their kids to use their phones more often. I have to say, this is the one that always throws me. I'm trying to picture my parents seeking out ways to allow us kids to be attached to phones as much as possible, and struggling with the "problem" of excessive charges in a way other than announcing "you are using the phone too often. Stay off the damned phone." I am not sure exactly when modern parents became eager, willing handmaidens to their kids desire to talk, text, download and stream 24/7, but I am quite certain it was not when I was a kid.
I'm also trying to imagine my parents measuring their self-worth on having a "signature look" centered around their phones. Seriously, what the hell?