"All done singing 'Five Dollar Foot Longs?' Here's another jingle, sandwich monkeys."
Because in Subway's little fantasy world, it's jingles become instant beloved classics that we just can't get enough of. We love them at least as much as we love our sandwiches drowning in salty, greasy "corn" chips.
Just one question- can I get this with half a pound or so of bacon? Because as it appears here, I don't think it would kill me quite fast enough.