Friday, March 7, 2014
New Homes Guide- message received and understood
Watch this ad closely, and the not-very-subliminal message becomes obvious:
A) Guys are expected to find and buy houses for the Little Women they convinced to marry them.
B) If the Little Women actually let the Guys do this on their own, however, they will fail miserably. Because they are clueless assholes who generally can't find their own butts with both hands and a flashlight. In other words, because they are Guys.
C) Therefore, the best plan is for women to just take yet another job out of the hands of the stupid Guys They Inexplicably Gave Themselves To and go find their freaking dream homes themselves. Sure, they could just sigh and pout as the Stupid Idiot tries to explain why he failed to do that part of his husbandly duty which did not involve getting her pregnant, but that doesn't get them a house now, does it?
D) It's not a matter of money- the makers of this ad know that you've got more than enough to buy a home. It's just a matter of picking out the right one. "Jeesh, honey, why didn't you know that these houses were available so we could just go get one? Must be nice.