Wednesday, March 12, 2014
The kids in this ad think waaayyy too much about Dad
When I wasn't being mortified and nauseous, I was trying to understand why Son is giving Father a condom before Father goes out on his fourth date with "Sheila."
Is it because Son has done a little E-Verifying and has discovered that "Sheila" has been around the block more than a few times, so Father better be careful not to pick up something unpleasant from his Lady Friend? Is it because Father is dating someone half his age, and Son isn't interested in seeing a new Heir to the Suburban Mansion popping up nine months down the road? I mean, what the hell? Until Son pulled out the condom, I was pretty sure this was going to be an ad for Just For Men Hair Coloring. That would have made sense (because we know from watching tv that grey hair is Very Bad And Wrong.)
I think I'll stop trying to figure this out and just go back to being mortified and nauseous.