Friday, March 21, 2014
Thanks, Doctor Obvious
Personally, whenever I go to the dentist, by the time the ordeal is over I'm just glad to get the hell out of the chair and be on my way. People in these ads always look so damned delighted to be there and so interested in their freaking teeth, I wonder if my dentist skimps on the happy gas.
As for this bubbly airhead--
"My teeth feel so good after a cleaning! I wish there was some way I could make them feel like this all the time!"
"Well, I suggest you brush twice a day and use this Crest rinse...."
"I brush my hair every morning, doctor! Can't you see the shine?"
"No, I mean your teeth. You should brush your teeth twice a day with..."
"Brush my TEETH? Seriously? I don't think my brush would even FIT in there!"
"Um...no....you see, there are these special instruments called 'tooth brushes.' You apply this minty cream to them and then you..."
"Brushes for teeth!? What a world we live in! I'll give it a try...what's this rinse stuff you were talking about?"
"Never mind. Let's start small."
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