Saturday, March 15, 2014
Of course, only women need it...
Maybe before the 21st century is out, we'll actually be treated to a commercial which recognizes that men vacuum, use paper towels, and change diapers too? Maybe? Any chance at all?
Until that time, here's the Oreck Magnesium R2D2 Super-Amazing Magnum Force Infinite Suction More Bells and Whistles Than The Space Shuttle And More Aerodynamic Too Vacuum Cleaner. It's just perfect for the Little Lady- switches from hardwood floors to rugs with just a push of her delicate little finger, and she can carry it upstairs to keep the upper floors of the House You Put Her In So It's The Least She Can Do just as clean as the lower ones.
And do it quickly, too- after all, there are those spills to be cleaned up, and those diapers to change. Not to mention getting dinner on the table for the Man Who Made All This Possible. If she doesn't do it, who will?
So guys? Sure Christmas has passed, and so has Valentine's Day, but her birthday and that anniversary must be coming up somewhere down the road. Chocolate Diamonds are nice and all, but nothing beats a sparkling clean cage--- errr, home--- for the little missus, right?
Make it extra special- stick a red bow on the thing before you give it to her. She'll be even more grateful.
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