Friday, December 25, 2015
Nissan continues it's sad, fruitless effort....
...to convince us that there's something fun, bold, young or hip about their Japanese Blandmobiles.
Seriously, Nissan- nobody gives a damn that you found some desperate-for-cash rap artist to throw together a jingle or an equally desperate-for-cash computer animator to throw together a few images of a fake Nissan manned by pasty-white Eurotrash morons flying through the snow or a desperate-for-cash wannabee actor to yell about how awesome your NothingMobile is. Nobody's buying it. Nissans are ok cars for young families and Generation X'ers who can't afford the Accords- god forbid the Audis- they'd rather own. In other words, they aren't so much Blandmobiles or Nothingmobiles as they are Settlemobiles.
Nice try, though. Now get the hell off my tv screen already. 800 of these per football game is MORE than enough.