Saturday, December 26, 2015
So much to hate in this Hyundai ad
1. The look on this woman's face when she sees that her Standard Issue Idiot Husband has taken part of the white picket fence he provided to the game- again. Seriously, if I never see that look on a woman in a tv commercial or sitcom again, it will be too soon. Enough with the beaten-down, Oh Why Oh Why Did I Marry This Jackass You Can Almost See The Blood Dripping From My Hands martyr look already.
2. The "Whaaaaaat?" coming from the guy and his friends- what the hell, does anyone really do that in real life? If anyone does, can they please throw themselves into traffic right now? What do idiots like this guy do for a living that lands them with nice houses in the suburbs, anyway? Something that doesn't require brain cells- but what is it?
3. The question- which of the following scenerios is more likely:
A. Beaten-down, disgusted, bedraggled woman packs up and leaves while hubby is making an ass of himself at the game because she's sick of him making them the laughing stock of Whitebread Avenue, , or
B. Hubby realizes at some point during the game that he's married to a nagging old shrew he would never consider actually inviting to join him at that game because hey, he wants to have fun, or
C. Hubby is told by security that no, he can't bring an actual four-foot section of fence into a football game because, you know, security and such. It's heavy and dangerous. Fences shown being waved by obnoxious idiots on tv are not actually made of wood, Stupid Man, or
D. Hubby is beaten to a pup by the five drunks sitting behind him after he blocks their view of the game for the fourth time by standing up and waving his heavy blunt instrument, or
E. Five drunks didn't wait for him to start waving the fence, but decided to beat him to a pulp the first time he bleated "Whaaaaat?" into his phone, because man that's stupid.