Saturday, January 23, 2016
Another cringeworthy effort from McDonalds
There's nothing about this incredibly cheesy-even-for-McDonalds ad that makes me the least bit interested in taking advantage of the ridiculous "any two items from the Dollar Menu for two dollars, you know like always except we've got this two for two slogan thing going" deal. Certainly not the revoltingly bland, stupid twentysomethings having a virtual party with their crap junk food. Certainly not the gang signs captured for Facebook by those people who seriously have way, way too much time on their hands.*
And don't even get me started on how nothing on the McDonald's Dollar Menu would induce me to visit one of their grease pits. Except the coffee. McDonald's has excellent coffee at an excellent price. But I only need one at a time, thank you.
*the first woman who actually walks up to the counter and makes the "two" sign as if she thinks the kid at the register is too stupid to know what the word "two" indicates should be tossed into the deep frier. At least it would get that stupid grin off her face.