Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Extremely faint praise for Surface Laptop!
Well, I guess Rich Woods is just trying to be honest here, but this is a pretty damning "advertisement" for Surface Laptop, isn't it?
I mean, you can't describe it as "fast" or "easy to use" or "innovative" or "reliable?" You've got "sexy" and nothing else? It could be as functional as a paperweight and be described as "sexy." Are laptops just cars now? All about the looks? Nobody gives a damn if they actually work, as long as they let you show well to total strangers as you sit in Starbucks?
When I buy a computer, I don't look for a machine I want to stare at or date. Rich Woods does? Maybe you could keep your personal issues out of your reviews, Mr. Woods?
What the hell?