Tuesday, November 14, 2017
Coming Next: Coke Zero Sugar No Calorie #Getitilliteratejackasses?
Some people were excited to hear the news. Some were skeptical.
And then there was everyone else, who couldn't give a flying damn about any of this, especially since Diet Coke has been around for forty years and has always had about a calorie a can which is functionally the same as zero calories. And that this is just Coke Zero renamed and repackaged. This managed to excite some people and make others skeptical? Really? Oh well, why the hell not- this is a country which elected a reality tv star/grifter President. Anything's possible.
No celebrity endorsers holding the bottle "just right" so we can see the label.
The narrator is basically admitting that Coca Cola has absolutely nothing new to sell here. It's just Coke Zero in what looks like a retro Coke bottle, which I suspect is the really big selling point here.
So a commercial about nothing. Thanks, Coke.