Saturday, March 14, 2020
2020 Battle for the White House Chess Set- Another gem from Basic Cable!
This reminds me of that classic joke about the Time-Life Civil War chess set they were selling on late-night television back in the 1970s; you know, where you'd buy the board up front and subscribe to receive one chess piece a month for a low low price of $14.99 each plus shipping and handling. The joke was "play your first game in 2015."
Now your family can mark the "historic 2020 Presidential election" (aren't they all kind of historic?) by purchasing this hysterical chess set featuring "hand-crafted" pieces representing all the "important figures" involved in that election. There's Mitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi leading the "symbolic elephants and donkeys* into battle," and Barack Obama is there for some reason. Adorable.
The ad opens with the question "who will occupy the Oval Office?' Personally, I'd vote for that question mark over the current occupant any day and twice on Sundays.
"President Donald J. Trump with Vice President Mike Pence by his side...." I wonder if you get your money back after Nikki Haley takes Pence's place "by his side?" I mean, why not? I mean, you're going to have to do a little extra work anyway- you aren't going to be able to use that Bernie Sanders piece at the Democratic lectern.
"Justices Kavanaugh, Sotomayor, Roberts and Ginsburg, Bishops, stand guard to protect the Supreme Court." I guess they figure Trump's going to win re-election. Only way I can see why they'd have to "stand guard" to "protect" the court.
Oh, and this is the set with "optional deluxe board" being shown. I wonder what makes it "deluxe?" That the cheap plastic is raised? Seriously, this thing looks so ugly it's hard to believe that the "deluxe" set would be more ostentatious than the standard one. Why would anyone pay extra to draw even MORE attention to the fact that you traded good money for this junk?
The set cost $59.99 with a "strict limit of one per household," except the limit isn't all that strict, as with their promo code you can reserve THREE. Because they'd make awesome gifts, obviously.
"The fun will never end..." Ok, you said that about my 9/11 commemorative coin collection, my Stormin' Norman tea set and my Trumpy Bear. I'm starting to doubt your word, Late Night TV
(I'm already to vote for the empty Democratic podiums myself....)
*so glad the donkeys and elephants are only "symbolic." That will certainly save on shipping and handling.