Friday, May 11, 2012
And the highlight of the evening was...Taco Bell?
Except for the fact that this guy comes home alone, it seems like he's just wrapped up a very successful Saturday night.
He went to what I assume was an awesome concert featuring his favorite band, "Stab Hauler." Is this a real band? Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. The concert was such a wild time, his sunglasses were broken- and the fact that they were broken is just testimony to how great the evening was. He got some girl to slip into one of those do-it-yourself photo booths with him and got a strip of pictures featuring- himself. Seriously. You can't even see the girl's face. Oh well.
And to top it all off, at some point he hit Taco Bell and downed some junk which came with extra sauce, a pouch of which he brought home. The fact that this stuff goes on to the table with the ticket stub and the glasses and the photos, and not in the trash can, suggests that the Taco Bell Drive Thru was an equally exciting part of the whole experience, to be remembered at least as much as the music of Stab Hauler and the incident which got his glasses broken and that girl whose back we can see in the photos.
Personally, I think this commercial would have made a lot more sense if the last thing he took out of his pocket was an empty condom wrapper, but that's just me. Maybe he's smiling because he's reminded that he didn't use this sauce and therefore can at least hold out the possibility of a full night's sleep which is not interrupted by a painful, agonizing heartburn. Or maybe he really thinks that the Taco Bell visit was the highlight of the evening. Which would at least explain why he's come back to his apartment alone, and why we don't get to see that girl's face.
"Stab Hauler?" Really?