Sunday, May 20, 2012
"Brand New" being a very relative term here
Groan. Where to start.
Ok, first off- hey TBS, guess what? When comedy shows are actually, genuinely funny, we don't need to be served up the tagline "Very Funny" with every commercial for the Very Funny Comedy Show. In fact, "Very Funny" sounds more like a desperate "no, really, you'll like this one, we promise, it's not like the others we said and continue to say are 'Very Funny.' This time we mean it!" We viewers are really good at deciding what is Very Funny and what isn't- which explains why TBS's ratings are consistently in the toilet, and why you don't hear much about the Very Funny Frank Caliendo show anymore.
In fact, if any of the tripe you shovel into your prime time slots were at All Funny, let alone Very Funny, they would have been picked up by one of the real networks- ABC, CBS, NBC or (sort of) FOX. Don't believe me? Well, check out all those comedies you run during the day. See what they all have in common? That's right- they are all major network comedies which have gone into Syndication. (You didn't mean for us to think that you were responsible for Friends, Seinfeld or Family Guy, did you?)
Here's another tip- there's nothing new or funny or fresh about a comedy featuring four scruffy guys and their women issues.* How on Earth anyone thinks that they can get away with rewarming the same old dreck and calling it new is just beyond me. It's pretty obvious that TBS's "new" venture will include all the stale, rehashed Men Are Sex-Obsessed Pigs Who Have No Idea What 'Sensitivity Training' Means jokes we've seen a thousand times on a thousand other sitcoms, none of which qualifies as Very Funny, either.
I'll wrap this up with a few more Sledgehammers of Truth for you, TBS. Conan O'Brien is not funny. George Lopez is pretty much the opposite of funny. And "comedies" featuring sassy black kids and their sassy black mothers and their clueless, bumbling black fathers have never been funny. EVER.
I'm sorry I had to break the news to you, and maybe I was a bit abrupt, but consider this intervention an act of love. By someone who really hates your crappy, rerun-dependent channel.
*who mysteriously manage to meet and date gorgeous, 100 percent available models working as waitresses, secretaries etc. every. Single. Week. Because every sitcom is a peek into the fantasy world of male "comedy" writers.