Saturday, August 24, 2013
"Don't like it? Well, you know where the kitchen is, make your own damn breakfast!"
For all the stupid grins and satisfied looks, I'll put real down real money that what this guy is actually thinking is "Jesus, this is why you insisted on the $10,000 kitchen makeover? So you could send me off to work with an f---ng McMuffin? Two dollars worth of garbage from the McDonalds down the street before I spend ten hours in an office while you spend the day watching soaps and shopping on Haute Look.com?"
"Well, at least I can finally say I've eaten a decent breakfast in this apartment."
And that the woman here is thinking is "you think you own me? You think I'm your f--ng handmaiden and I'm going to just cook and clean for you, Mr. Career Guy? Well here's what I think of that- while you were spending an hour getting ready for another day in your exciting World Outside This Apartment, I got the doorman to run over to McDonalds to buy you exactly two dollars worth of crap- a muffin and a coffee. Because that's what you're worth."