If you find yourself happily chewing on "meaty, melty McCheeses" or sucking down "McFrappes" from the "McCafe" (gag) you have no taste, you have no sense, and unless you also have no money, you have no excuse for your terrible behavior and should be ashamed of yourself. If you engage in some kind of intensely stupid frolicking behavior like the people in the second ad do, you need to ask someone to shoot you in your face. Even if I could let everything else slide, I'm not excusing the unjustifiable fist-pump at the end of the second ad. I mean, WTF?
I'm sure it doesn't mean I have a problem. I don't know why I hate these commercials so much, but I do know it's not that.
And oh, by the way- it's pronounced FRAP. I know "Frappe" makes it sound all foreign and worth more money and that's why you pronounce it like that, but it's FRAP. Morons.