"THIS year, I'm think I'll ask EMILY to the dance."
1. "THIS" year? What is this kid, ten years old?
2. "I think I'll ask EMILY to the dance"- how many dances has this kid been to? Seriously, do schools start throwing dances in kindergarten now?
3. Maybe I'm confused, and this is actually a 50-year old man who just LOOKS like a kid. After all, that would explain why he's trying out 35-year old dance moves in front of his mirror.
I mean, what the hell?
4) What kid is impressed by getting something from the Burlington Coat Factory?!ReplyDelete