Saturday, December 28, 2013
Call me back when you can use it to lift comics off the funny pages
You know, over the past twenty years or so I've gotten very used to these commercials for Pillsbury Non-Food-in-a-Can products. I don't even blink when I see people at kitchen tables smiling appreciatively at mom when she sets down a basket of this awful junk as if she actually put in the time to make it from scratch- no, not even when we see two alleged adults argue over who gets the last greasy, fat-infused chemical--err, crescent roll- on the table.
It doesn't bug me one bit to watch people who seem to be reasonably prosperous demonstrating absolutely zero taste or common sense as they happily shovel this cheap poison down their cake holes. Heck, these are probably the same people who just love it when mom dishes up the Kraft mac'n cheese and Hamburger Helper and Shake'n bake and Manwiches and canned ravioli. Like I said, zero taste and less common sense.
But please, enough with these commercials showing me people playing with this particular non-food product called "Grands." It's not a toy, is it? If the answer is "no," please, please stop it with the "look how fun it is to tear it apart" and wave it around before sticking it in your mouth" crap.
Or maybe I've been wrong all these years, and it IS a toy? It would certainly do less harm if it was marketed as a bakeable form of Play-Doh or Silly Putty. Just put a disclaimer on the can- "Do Not Ingest."
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