Monday, December 2, 2013
Well, "greatest" after this big, shiny Chrysler, of course
Yes, if you've got yourself an ostentatious mansion in the 'burbs, a perfect family, and a massive, Look at Me I'm Better Than You SUV to drive them all around in, nothing makes you feel like you aren't quite going to hell like dropping off a few excess gifts at the local toy drive bin.
Hey, Eurotrash dickwad with a car that cost more than it takes to feed Nigeria for a year- if you think your head isn't going to end up on a pike just because you bought a few extra presents for Cody and Dillon so they could experience the Joy of Giving To Their Lessers (and the special joy of doing it in the most showy way imaginable, arriving in Dad's 11 MPG Gleaming Studmobile) you've got another think coming. You are still heading for the inferno, you pompous one-percent piece of feces.
Want to "give something back?" Start with that disgustingly unnecessary car of yours. Turn it in to the dealer, get your money back, buy something just as functional for half the cost, and give the difference to a soup kitchen. Hey, what a great message that would send your kids- Dad is willing to give up one of HIS toys, too! Yeah, that's going to happen.
Oh, and "Most Refined Brand?" Fuck off, Chrysler.