Saturday, December 21, 2013
Hey, Bud Lite? I cracked the code, too!
"I don't understand....every time I turn around, this stupid commercial is playing on my television screen..."
"Which means that roughly 200 times per NFL game, I get to watch this insipid, ugly jerk stand at the door of his basement, contemplating a life in which he not only owns a house, but has no trouble filling it with attractive people every Sunday afternoon....attractive, fun-loving people who apparently consume a lot of beer, since he's going down to the basement to fetch more several times a game...."
"Which means that this guy's life is much, much better than mine, despite the fact that he doesn't approach me in the looks department, and as for taste...well, jeesh, he keeps a basement full of Bud Lite...."
"Which means that I, too, have cracked the code. God Hates Me."