Sunday, December 22, 2013
This really puts those Godfather Marathons on Thanksgiving in perspective....
Because when it's time to gather 'round with the family to enjoy the warmth of the holiday season, what could be more fitting than 8-plus hours of child neglect, child endangerment, and people being burned, stabbed, impaled, concussed, blinded, and humiliated in a thousand other different ways....
I think I'd rather watch Clark Griswold nail his thumb to the roof (before falling off of it,) get knocked unconscious by the attic door and almost kill his family with rock-stupid driving than spend five minutes with Look How Much Fun It Is To Almost Die Over and Over Again. Hell, I'd rather watch an afternoon of Stream Clean commercials than even one of the Home Alone films.
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