Saturday, May 9, 2015
Frankly, I couldn't get past the 7:02 time stamp*...
But before I get back to that, let's watch in horror as people react to seeing Flo like people in another, saner, less rock-stupid time reacted to seeing the President or at least a famous movie star. Let's see the doubletakes and gasping and OMIGOD ITS THAT HORRIBLE PALE WOMAN FROM THE COMMERCIALS looks and the inevitable selfies. Because there's no loser like a "I'm swooning over what passes as a celebrity these days" loser, is there?
*What hemisphere is this ad being filmed in? Wherever it is, it sure is bright there at 7:02 AM.