Thursday, May 21, 2015
The Living Dead: Suburban Loser Edition
Because if you find yourself living in the suburbs and taking the care of your lawn so seriously that you are "concerned' because a neighbor is feeding his for a second time in the same year, you really need a hobby.
And if you get excited at the prospect of feeding your own lawn for a second time- never mind the hobby. It's too late. Your life ended quite some time ago, and you died. In the immortal words of Tom Hanks in Joe v. The Volcano, "let's arrange the funeral." All that's left is to pick a corner of your beautiful green lawn to bury your worthless corpse under.
Here's the good news for your family- this guy will be on hand with tips on how to get rid of the ugly brown spot you left in less time than they could have imagined possible.