Sunday, October 4, 2015
It's not a Phone, it's a Attention Vampire and a drug you're clearly addicted to
(Wasted Moments of Life Not Refundable.)
I wonder how many idiots who think that this commercial is LOL AMAZING ever stop to think that there's a real universe out there with real bugs and caterpillars that turn into butterflies, and that these amazing things don't just exist on overpriced toys you can carry around with you like a techno-addicted jackass.
My guess is that there are plenty of people out there who think that "High-Definition" is only accomplished by using expensive screens and is not available using....um...human eyes. And have no idea that there's a great big beautiful world out there to be seen with those very same eyes if they'd only pry them away from their stupid phones every once in a while.
Oh, but please, life-wasting losers: Get your fellow iPhone dweeb loser "friends" together and make your own version of this ad. Take an afternoon for it. You weren't going to be doing anything with that time, anyway. Just do me a favor, ok? Take a break from your Amazing Creativity when you are operating a motor vehicle. Just watch the damned road. Sure, we'll all suffer a bit waiting for your wonderful contribution to the world of Image Sharing, but it will be worth it to get home in one piece.