Sunday, October 18, 2015
This woman's universe is in ruins for several seconds, until she remembers she has Clorox
Another commercial featuring a woman standing in the middle of a gleaming-white kitchen/auditorium (seriously, check out the acoustics!) which is considerably larger than my apartment, complaining because Oh Look There's a Brown Spot Which Totally Distracts from the Retina-Destroying Whiteness of My Enormous White Kitchen. Thank goodness for Clorox, because with a few squirts of a toxic chemical, her life can go back to being Impossibly Clean and White in just a few moments.
Yes, all praise to Clorox, which bleaches our world back to the way it's Supposed To Be. I suspect this woman did not read the Not To Be Taken Internally disclaimer.