Friday, October 2, 2015
I've got your translation, Luvs!
"Second kid: You're tired of caring. Whatever allows you to get out of the house will do."
"Third kid: A bowl of kibble and another bowl of water on the kitchen floor works. If you've planned them out right, the First kid can babysit."
Luv's "the more kids you have, the less you really give a damn" ad campaign makes me happy. I don't know why. Not even the Typical TV Land Gleaming White House That Guy Who Gets You Pregnant Every Few Years But Is Oddly Never Around Bought You With bothers me this time.