Sunday, October 11, 2015
Now made with 30% less lead
"When the temperature starts falling and the air starts to turn nice and crisp, that's when I know Fall* Has Arrived."
"I am not an actress, as you can probably tell by my ridiculously stilted speech. I am the designer of Pioneer Woman, a set of dishes, flatware and garishly decorated other crap women with no taste can use to add clashing colors to the place where they spend pretty much all of their lives while the children are at school, the kitchen."
"Because my brain is stuck permanently in the 1950s, I know that what women want most is to stay in that room and bake cakes and pies and cassaroles and then serve them to the Men and Children who make up the center of their universe. This guady crap, made in some of the nicest factories in China, makes the whole situation just that much more fun."
"What any of this sexist retro bs has to do with a 'Pioneer Woman,' well don't ask me, I'm just a girl! Which reminds me, I think my cookies are done!"
("Fall" not available in all areas.)