Wednesday, October 21, 2015
Nissan Rogue craps all over a classic song. Nothing new here
Lily-white suburban jackasses race eachother home from the airport in their whitebread Nissan Rogues, checking out who can get back to the Made of Ticky-Tacky plywood palace first. Because Family, don't you know.
For some reason- probably because the people who wrote this awful ad have no sense of dignity or respect- it's all played to the song "War."
Lily-white jackasses end in a tie again, despite the best efforts of both to drive dangerously fast down crowded streets and construction sites in order to...um, avoid being the one who makes the hot dogs and potato salad, I guess.
All in good fun, since apparently nobody actually died during the contest. The only casualties were, again, dignity and respect. Oh, and basic decency. F--you, Nissan.