Thursday, May 12, 2016
And it comes with Cortana, so you won't forget to keep your damn head screwed on
So if this guy didn't have Windows 10, there's no way he could remember something so complicated as having a play date with his own daughter? Since his daughter is obviously older than Windows 10, can we assume that he repeatedly forgot to show up for Daddy time before he was able to upgrade?
How on Earth did parents ever manage to organize their lives, including scheduling quality time with their kids, before Windows 10? Maybe they never did. That certainly would explain why so many people grew up to be antisocial, insufferable jerks.
Oh and BTW, is it ok that I really can't stand that "in my world" line? Seriously, could you be just a little less self-important? Your routine. Your life. Your schedule. All work better and make you sound a lot less like a totally absorbed douchenozzle than "in my world." You don't get your own world, even if you do have Windows 10. Just bite me, ok?