Sunday, May 15, 2016
Sexist Stupidity posing as "advice" from Geico
1. If you are going to try to convince me that a guy's ex-girlfriend is so obsessed with him that she would act like an insane jerk at his wedding, at least hire an actor who can pull off the part. This scruffy doofus looks like he'd need a tag team of Match.com and eHarmony to score him a date.
2. Are the bride's feet nailed to the floor? Why is she just standing there, letting herself get hit with spaghetti? Oh right, because Funny. Except, not so much.
3. Why would anyone invite their ex-girlfriend to a wedding, anyway? Oh wait, actually, I did that. But my fiancee insisted. And we were well aware that she wouldn't show up. Besides, she had dumped me, not the other way around.
4. Anyone have the slightest doubt that a guy wrote this commercial? Maybe even the guy who stars in it?