Sunday, October 8, 2017
Cars.com's Lie Detector ad - all the humor is in the comment section
Never mind the ad- it's even dumber than most car ads and even less to do with actual cars than most car ads. In a nutshell, the message is that Cars.com makes car buying so easy that you might miss the "drama" of buying a car the old-fashioned way (personally, I'd rather walk into a car dealership and make the salesmen do their job, and I've never experienced any "drama" while buying a car- that's all on the salesman's side, I am the one who will make the decision which will determine if he makes money, after all- but that's just me.)
The car salesmen, sensing that the guy here does miss the drama, attaches him to a lie detector machine, and he goes along with it Because Commercials. And his horrible shrew of a wife, instead of saying something like sensible like "take those stupid things off your fingers, these people are insane, let's go find the car at a dealership not run by insane people," decides to ask exactly one question that could only have been written by a male- "do you think my sister is prettier than me?"
Since the guy's response is to freeze and sweat and panic before screaming and tearing off the electrodes, I guess the answer is "yes" but he doesn't want to say. So maybe this couple ends up in counseling instead of buying a car together. Maybe the guy just decides he no longer wants to live with this manipulative, insecure harpy and decides to file for divorce and give her sister a call. I don't know, because I'm kind of "never-minding" the actual ad.
No, just skip the ad and go to the comment section. It apparently doesn't bother any of these mouth-breathing children that this ad has no punchline. They all think that it's LOL HILARIOUS and at least one even suggests that it should have been a Superbowl ad. That's much more horrible than this commercial. The only thing that justifies this level of praise for a commercial as noxiously void of humor as this one is if the posters doing the praising are all paid tools of Cars.com. That would still be sad. But I'd rather think that was the case than believe that this many people wouldn't know funny if it crushed their skull with a hammer. Which is also not a bad idea.