Saturday, October 28, 2017
Heads up, Trophy Wives!
Get off that Peliton bike and put down that cup of cottage cheese and pay attention to the latest news! Pores are bad things- your husband knows they exist, but he just as soon you not remind him that you have them!
So take a tip from Penelope Cruz and Loreal! Want hubby to keep his hands off the babysitter? Keep yourself looking her age for as long as possible, and rub this stuff all over your face several times a day! Might just buy you another year or so of marital....um...."bliss!"
Ok, that's all we have for today! Get back on that bike before you start sagging- but get hubby another beer first! I mean, while you're up and those heirs you made for him are still in naptime!