Sunday, October 1, 2017
FKC Scrapes the Bottom of the Bucket
To call this ad an example of dumbing down is an insult to the phrase "dumbing down." It's not taking something already really stupid and making it simpler. It's performing a lobotomy. This ad is made for an audience which would find hand puppets too complicated.
Never mind the pathetic whoring being done by the paid YouTube commentators below. This is the kind of ad that was once rejected as a torture method for fear of future UN reprisals. This commercial is, quite simply, a war crime.
If you like this ad, please don't let me know. Life is depressing enough. Just show how much you like it by consuming lots and lots of KFC and removing yourself from the planet as quickly as possible. You will not be missed.