Friday, July 28, 2023

Chevy Summer makes us long for Back to School Ads


Where do YOU want to be when it's 100 degrees in the shade?  Why, your local Chevy Dealership of course!  I mean, nothing goes with record temperatures better than soft pavement and cars you could cook an egg on...

"We have the largest inventory in the Northeast!"  Nowadays, that means they have an inventory slightly larger than the rental car place Walter Mitty went to in Greenland- a red one, and a blue one.  

"We have the new Chevy TRAX," which is cool because "tracks" is spelled "trax" and who the heck doesn't want an X in the name of their car?  I mean, it's so cool.  Unlike that parking lot.

"...and all the options you've been dreaming about..." but not at that "starting" cost, right?  That $21,000 refers to a car that doesn't exist, at least not on that lot.  A car that doesn't have any bells or whistles.  A car they don't want to sell you because Come On You Can't Be The Only Person On Your Street Without Bluetooth In Your Car.  

And if you're dreaming about electronic options for your car,'s nice to dream small, I guess.  

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