Friday, June 27, 2014
Here's a better question- why are you working on your laptop at McDonalds when there's a Starbucks next door?
Notice how people in McDonald's commercials act even dumber and other-worldly than people in non-McDonald's commercials?
To the black woman who was paid to look "deep in thought" at the question "why is McDonald's trying to convince us that watered-down fountain soda tastes better than canned soda?"*-- I don't think you got paid enough, considering your dignity is gone forever.
To the woman who first wasted everyone's time and decided that her family and friends knowing what a pathetic, lifeless loser she was wasn't enough and the entire planet needed to experience the vapid nothing that is her life by posting a picture of herself kissing a cup of soda and asking her stupid question- ugh, you are a disgusting waste of skin twat. But hey, you went "viral." If only that meant you were going to die of some horrible disease now.
*Yeah, I know that's not the question. But seriously- if anyone thinks Coca-Cola "tastes better" at McDonalds, it's because they associate it with french fries. Or they've never had soda out of a can. Because soda doesn't "taste better" at McDonalds- the flavor is dulled and you can taste the cardboard of the cup. It's just cheap.