Saturday, June 28, 2014
Samsung's latest is brilliant in it's pointless stupidity
Check out the flashing lights! Check out the disconnected images!
Check out how easy it is to dump your old phone company and your old phone! Just trade in that old clunker and sign with us, and we'll pay your early termination fees no problem, and you'll have a brand new phone you'll be buying from our company!
At no point in this ad will we make even the slightest effort to convince you of a good reason to do any of this! But then again, we haven't really felt the need to "sell" our phones to our drooling gimme gimme gimme audience for years! Just sign up with us and get a new Samsung phone and dump your old contract just 'cause we make it easy come on do it right now!
Is the Samsung better than the phone you have? Who cares shut up just let us pay off your fees and sign up! Is the contract you are being hustled into signing better than your old one? What part of "who cares shut up" did you not understand?
Still wondering if this is the right thing to do? What is your deal? Can't you see the flashing lights and disconnected images? Look how much fun these young people are happening! Don't you want some of this? Then what are you waiting for???