Wednesday, December 14, 2016
What the hell, Samsung?
Ok, so we have these quadruplets opening up identical boxes with identical phones and then proceeding with some of the worst line-reading I've heard in years- "I love you in that." "No, I love you in that." "No, I love YOU in that." It's all so stunningly unconvincing, it would have been just fine with me if they were actually holding cue cards to remind them what their ONLY LINES were.
And having "delivered" their lines, they each act as if they are completely relieved to have that over with so they can go back to staring at their wonderful new phones. Merry F--ing Christmas. Just a few questions:
1. How old are these girls? I was guessing teens. But there are no parents about- so who bought these phones? Assuming they didn't buy them for eachother, did they actually just open gifts from people who aren't there to share the experience?
2. How many rooms are there in this house? Why do they all sit on the same couch- it just magnifies their asshattery. I mean, think about this for a moment- these girls are obviously sisters. They all just got new phones, and then handed out stilted compliments. And now they are all crowding against eachother instead of, I don't know, maybe spreading out a bit? Or is this how kids nowadays pretend that they are sharing a moment- hey, they are all in the same room, so they are all together, even though they are all staring at different screens?
3. When they bleat "I love you in that" they aren't looking at eachother, but at their phones. So what are they responding to? Do their screens magically have pictures of their sisters wearing different outfits? I mean, they were together before they opened those boxes. Why wait until they were distracted by their phones before complimenting eachother? Makes NO sense.