Thursday, September 12, 2019
In real life, this Coke commercial only ends in three possible ways
1. Assuming it's happening in 2019, this kid is told to shut his stupid piehole and stop trying to get himself on YouTube by blathering a cliche'-ridden pile of noxious drivel. OR
2. Assuming it's any time in human history, he's told to sit the f--k down because he's blocking the people sitting behind him who came to watch a game, not his fat face lecturing them on how to be good fans. OR
3. If this event is taking place in the 1980s, he's greeted with silence followed by the Slow ClapTM.