Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Makes the people responsible for McDonalds ads look like geniuses

My first thought upon viewing this commercial:  It's ten seconds too long.  I mean, we get it.  Here are some cool things.  A big fish.  A cute dog.  A pizza.  People shouting "WOOOO!"  Done and done- yet it goes on and on.

My second thought upon viewing this commercial:  It features jackasses who give me a headache, and I just know that there are going to be idiots with I-Phones making LOL Hilarious parodies, proving that they can be just as talented at being morons as the WOOOOO people in this ad.  I have no doubt that they will be 100 percent successful.

My third thought:  Are these guys showing each other their personal dinner menus?  Is that woman going to eat that dog?

And my final thought: Where is a stubborn, half-blind, 90-year old man at the wheel of a tractor trailer truck when you need one?  How about an asteroid?  Flash flood?  Something, Anything to wipe these idiots off the planet, and my tv screen, ASAP?


  1. Would it kill an adman to simply show someone eating the pizza and explaining how much it costs? Also, if it does kill them to do it, can we force them to do it?

  2. Wow. That's incredibly stupid and pointless. The stupidest I've seen lately, actually, and considering others you've highlighted here, that's saying something.

  3. This ad is like the Reality show of Commercials- if it's a success, it should lead to the mass firing of ad men and their replacement by a group of unpaid 16-year old interns bearing crayons.

    I wonder if we'll be able to tell the difference.

  4. Yes, it is incongruous that the woman held up a dog, apparently as an object of consumption. It's like an IQ test: which object does not fit in the sequence? And who wouldn't rather have a nice fish rather than a shitty pizza?