Monday, December 31, 2012
Droid Presents someone's idea of progress
You just know that when this commercial was over, a hundred thousand drooling idiots expressed disappointment in discovering that it's JUST a commercial. Sorry, losers- you can't ACTUALLY have your precious phones injected into your bloodstream. You'll just have to keep pretending they are already there.
But don't worry, guys- I'm sure you won't have to wait too long. I'm sure we are only a year or two away before actually embedding phones into our "brains" (plenty of room in there for a lot of us.) Then you'll never, ever, EVER have to live one moment without your Facebook page and your Twitter feed- you know, those things that make your "lives" worth living. Losers.