Saturday, December 29, 2012
No No No No Noooooooooo!!!!
First- maybe this thing is small enough to use "anywhere, anytime" but please- just, don't. Personally, I'd rather watch people eat McRib sandwiches and then floss than see a single person using this. "If I see something I can just take it out and zap it." Yes, and then you can order dessert. And wonder where your date went so quickly.
Second- anyone else think that that Capislow, the "skin creme clinicially proven to slow hair growth" is likely just aloe used to dull the pain and retard the rash you just gave yourself when you "Crystallized" your hair follicles?
Third- CRYSTALLIZE YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES? REALLY??
Fourth- why are these guys using this product? For one thing, there are razors out there. For another, I haven't seen a guy with at least three day's growth on their faces on tv in about a decade. As near as I can tell, stubby beards are all the rage- so why would any guy want to use a device that slows hair growth?
Fifth- "three treatment levels to choose from?" What are the levels- Ineffective, Not Very Effective, and Sort of Effective? Ok NoNo Spokesperson, give me everything you've got.
Sixth- why am I listening to Dr. Dolev Rafaeli? Because he's the President and CEO of Radiency, the company that produces this--ummm--- "miracle breakthrough product?" And his incentive to be straight with me is- what, again?
Seventh- As usual, this thing is supposed to take the place of THOUSANDS of dollars in laser skin treatments. To anyone slightly smarter than a turnip, shouldn't this immediately send up the BS flare? I mean, how is this any different from the $20 rubber bands which replace oral surgery or the breath spray for dogs which replaces competent veterinary services?
And finally- isn't this the year 2012? Are there really people out there who are impressed by an LCD display? Come on, my COFFEE MAKER has an LCD display- I wouldn't trust it to CRYSTALLIZE MY HAIR FOLLICLES!!
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Hey John, I think guys would use this on hair that they're not really interested in showing on television, because if you're interested in hair removal, chances are you think that hair is grotesque and would repulse you while watching this ad. You don't want to repulse your most likely buyers. So they show a half naked, body hair-free guy having the hairless back of his neck worked on.ReplyDelete
It's similar to why mail order magazines show women stroking their shoulders and chins with vibrators. Yes, that's how you intend to use a "massager" shaped like that.
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