Monday, June 3, 2013
Another Deranged Lunatic with Online Access, a Credit Card, and no obvious reason for Living
So this woman's entire life is shopping. Oh wait, no- she does go to the gym. But other than that, it's shopping.
Her day doesn't even START until she's gone to Haute Look. And it's made very clear to us very quickly that this woman lives to buy clothes online. Sometimes, she "changes up the look" of the guy who makes All This Possible (one of them has to work for a living, right?) But mostly it's all about buying Stuff for Herself. From Haute Look.
Sometimes, there are simply no words to describe the disgust I feel for the zombies who waltz their way through ads like this. Here's a giddy shopaholic who carefully spaces out her clothes shopping so it's something she can do everyday. Here's her enabling husband, who saw something in this horrible excuse for a human being once, a long long time ago, but now is too busy trying to keep up with her insane spending habits to think about those good old days. Here's their house, which will be featured on an episode of Buried Alive maybe two seasons from now.
Nope, can't think of any original way to describe this mess. Anyone care to take a shot?