Tuesday, July 9, 2013
The Deluxe Version will get you down to a Size Five, no problem
Favorite image: Guy getting totally turned off at his girlfriend's scaly, dry lizard feet.
Image I'll never get out of my head: Showing the Proper Disposal of dead skin cells in an ashcan. Yuck.
Totally Predictable Image: The Special Free Offer of Not Socks, Just Pay Separate Shipping and Handling.
Totally Predictable Reaction: I post a blog commenting about how stupid and weird and disgusting this all is, all the time secretly wishing that I had recognized the need for a low-impact sand blaster for the foot. Dammit, I could be so rich now.