Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Fifteen minutes. Over. Go Away Now.
I'm not sure this particular campaign for Wendy's Slightly Better than Burger King, Not As Good As Quiznos' sandwich offerings is even a year old yet, but I've had enough.
I never wanted to see this woman singing the praises of cheap, disgustingly fattening beef-and-salt-based food products. I sure as hell don't care to see her rapping or ogling for someone's camera phone or whatever she's trying to pull off here. If I was into Twitter, she'd be the last person on Earth I would be interested in Tweeting with.
I really just want her to get off my television and continue down her chosen path to "whatever happened to.." oblivion. I imagine she'll show up on a sitcom first, then move on to some Survivor-type reality tv show. That's fine. Or, at least it's better than seeing her stupid chirpy mug show up every commercial break to whore for Wendy's.
And could she please take Flo with her?