Wednesday, September 18, 2013
These people might as well be living on another planet. Of course, that would be asking too much.
Have you ever wished lupus on an entire family?
I just don't get why commercials for upscale cars feel the need to hammer into us the fact that their product is for insufferably rich, spoiled brats whose lives are already perfect anyway. It's as if they are worried that one of us working-class stiffs might actually soil a Cadillac, Audi or Lexus dealership with our unwelcome presence.
Hey, high-end car manufacturers: Don't worry, we get it. These commercials are not aimed at 99% of us. They are aimed exclusively at people with pretty spouses, pretty kids, big houses maintained by Latino cleaning crews, and a "need" for a big gleaming car that allows them to take their pretension on the road with them. We'll stick to Honda, Toyota, Ford and Volkswagen, promise.
Now please, stop assaulting us with this disgusting, hate-infused and hate-inducing crud already.