Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Thanks to Geico, these people just don't get it
This guy is the most pathetic human being in history. How pathetic is he? Well, let us count the ways:
1. He is so devoid of personality, so lacking in something, ANYTHING to say to this woman in the elevator, that he goes with bleating the slogan of a 20-year old ad campaign. Yeah, she's going to be interested in you for sure now, buddy.
2. When he's rebuffed with a "everyone knows that, Parker" which to anyone with an IQ over 40 would interpret as "shut up, I am not interested in having a conversation with you" but Parker takes as "I know that already, do you have anything original to say?" he proceeds to pull some weird non-fact out of his ass. Wow, if the ad quote didn't get her, that sure will. You've got it made, buddy.
What am I missing here? If I was ever in a situation where I did not know what to say to a girl (this has never happened) I know I could do better than this. And if I ever got the vibe that the girl I was with just wanted me to shut up (ok, this has happened) I would just shut up.
Once again, I'm left feeling sorry for guys who are not me. Poor them.