Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Verizon continues its assault on common decency
1. I'm pretty sure that if the song that accompanies this ad isn't already our official National Anthem, it soon will be. I can't imagine another with lyrics which more accurately speak to the hearts of the Better Off and Therefore Better Amongst Us.
2. I'm also pretty sure that if Buying Stuff For Yourself isn't already our official National Pastime, it soon will be. I can't imagine an activity which more accurately appeals to the hearts of the One Percenters, One Percenter Wannabees, and those who believe they are in the One Percent because Rush Limbaugh told them they were.
Instant Gratification- and your right to experience it- continues to be the guiding philosophy of the richest, fattest, most over-indulged nation on Earth.
Meanwhile, there's a soup kitchen down the street that had to turn families away last night while you were chanting (and living) "I want it, I want it, I want it RIGHT NOW" on your way to the Verizon store. Dickwad.