Monday, November 24, 2014
Eat Like That Guy You Know- the one that has Type 2 Diabetes.
I have no idea why, at the end of this ad, we see the apparently athletic, fit White Guy eating disgustingly fatty, salty, totally devoid-of-nutritious value orange chees-y macaroni crud cooked up by the Black Guy From The Food Court. Or why he was introduced playing with one of those little helicopter toys popular in the trendy electronics stores two years ago and then playing hackeysack like it's 1999. Simply put, I have no idea what any of this has to do with eating life-shortening sludge.
Or why, if we knew a guy who ate like this, we would want to emulate him. Any suggestions?
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I don't know, either. All I know is, time was when people were encouraged to want to be, oh, I don't know, doctors and teachers and, well, yeah, lawyers. Now they're encouraged to want to be The Guy Who Gets to Fly Toy Helicopters All Day At The Mall. Because, man, his job is really boss, right? Of course, he never gets to sit down lest he miss a potential sale, and he probably doesn't even make enough money to afford to buy the damn Velveeta Shells & Cheese. But yeah, I want HIS job!ReplyDelete