Oh, and for "good" Italian food? I guess that would mean a trip to The Olive Garden
And if you think that a national chain of fast food restaurants is the place to go for good barbecue, you've never, ever had good barbecue. And if you insist on going to Wendy's for barbecue, you never, ever will.
Shouldn't "Red" be 100 lbs overweight and shooting insulin on a daily basis by now? She sure should not be eating Every Freaking Meal as if she's going to the electric chair as soon as it's done.