Monday, November 17, 2014
Yes, Android junkies. You have all the time in the world. And this is what you are doing with it?
1. Never mind the barely-visible words. Please, please, please, cellphone-addict losers- do attempt this. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Just make sure I'm not innocently walking along the street below.
2. It's the easiest thing in the world for me to believe that a person falling to his death from a rooftop would spend the last few moments of his life looking at his cellphone. Everyone wants to die with their loved ones nearby, after all.